[Footage clip from A Boy Called Christmas is shown. Text on screen reads: A Boy Called Christmas. Available now on Telstra TV Box Office. © 2021 StudioCanal SAS - Netflix US, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Telstra TV Box Office logo is shown bottom-right.]
PRESENTER: This month, we kick off the festive season with A BOY CALLED CHRISTMAS;
[Footage clip from Christmas On The Farm is shown. Text on screen reads: Christmas On The Farm. Now streaming, only on Stan. Stan subscription required. Stan Originals logo is shown bottom-right.]
PRESENTER: And the Stan Original Film, CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM;
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PRESENTER: AND JUST LIKE THAT… a new chapter begins;
[Footage clip from Don’t Look Up is shown. Text on screen reads: Don’t Look Up. Streaming 24 December on Netflix. Netflix membership required. Netflix logo is shown bottom-right.]
PRESENTER: We brace for impact in DON’T LOOK UP;
[Footage clip from Being the Ricardos is shown. Text on screen reads: Being the Ricardos. Streaming 21 December on Amazon Prime Video. Prime Video is included in Amazon Prime Membership. Restrictions apply. See primevideo.com/terms for details. Amazon Prime Video logo is shown bottom-right.]
PRESENTER: And we go behind the camera in BEING THE RICARDOS.
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: What’s new on Telstra TV.]
PRESENTER: Hey guys, I’m Ryan - and this is What’s new on Telstra TV.
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV.]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: Express Release: A Boy Called Christmas. Telstra TV Box Office]
PRESENTER: Discover the magical origin story of Santa Claus in the adventure-filled Express Release of A BOY CALLED CHRISTMAS, available now on Telstra TV Box Office.
[Footage clip from A Boy Called Christmas is shown. Text on screen reads: A Boy Called Christmas. Available now on Telstra TV Box Office. © 2021 StudioCanal SAS - Netflix US, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Telstra TV Box Office logo is shown bottom-right.]
PRESENTER: Living with his father in the woods of Finland, young Nikolas is one day summoned before the King - who tasks his subjects with finding something enchanting that will restore faith in their kingdom.
PRESENTER: Determined to prove the existence of Elves, Nikolaus ventures to the North Pole with his pet mouse Miika and a stubborn reindeer he names Blitzen. Thanks to his belief in magic, Nikolas is able to enter the mythical village of Elfhelm - where he stumbles upon an idea that will spark joy for many generations to come.
MIIKA: No idea what this Christmas thing is, but I love it!
NIKOLAS: Could you make more? Lots more. And we haven’t much time!
MIIKA: And I haven’t much cheese!
NIKOLAS: C’mon Blitzen! There’s magic in you!
NIKOLAS: Magic is real!
AUNT RUTH: Nikolas showed the world anything can happen.
[Title slide is shown, reading: A Boy Called Christmas]
KING: It’s just one day a year. What should we call it?
MIIKA: Nikolas and Miika the talking mouse day.
KING: Any other ideas?
[Title slide is shown, reading cast names: Henry Lawfull, Toby Jones, Sally Hawkins, Kristen Wiig, Michiel Huisman, Stephen Merchant, with Jim Broadbent and Maggie Smith.]
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: A Stan Original Film Christmas on the Farm. Now Streaming. Stan Originals.]
PRESENTER: It wouldn't be Christmas without a holiday rom-com - and this year we’ve you covered with The Stan Original Film CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM - streaming now, only on Stan.
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PRESENTER: Poppy Montgomery plays New York author Emmy Jones, who is heading back to her childhood home in country Queensland following the death of her mother, Clementine.
EMMY: To mom! [Goat bleating]
PRESENTER: With a book deadline looming, she takes inspiration from her mum’s journals about life on Fig Tree Farm to ghost-write a much sought-after manuscript set in the present day.
PRESENTER: But when her handsome publisher (played by Darren McMullen) flies over to experience an authentic Aussie Christmas, she’ll have to put on quite a show to seal the deal - with the help of her cousin (played by Hugh Sheridan) and his husband.
MILES: This is gonna be so much fun!
EMMY: We’re living in a web of lies
JACK: Who the hell are you, really?
EMMY: Get serious, fellas!
[Title slide is shown, reading: Your family]
MILES: It’s a god damned Christmas miracle!
[Title slide is shown, reading: Is what you fake it]
EMMY: Are you out of your heads? It’s a god damned Christmas disaster!
MILES: I have an idea. It is so kooky it just might work.
EMMY: [Screams] This is crazy!
JACK: Have you lost your mind? [Screams]
MILES: We’re coming for you Jack!
[Title slide is shown, reading: A Stan Original Film Christmas on the Farm. Now streaming.]
PRESENTER: The Stan Original Film CHRISTMAS ON THE FARM is streaming now, only on Stan.
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: And Just Like That... A new chapter of Sex and the City. BINGE Unturnoffable.]
PRESENTER: Sex and the City fans rejoice. Everyone’s favourite Manhattan gal pals are back with “AND JUST LIKE THAT”, streaming now on BINGE.
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CARRIE: The more I find that, if you have good friends in your corner, anything’s possible.
MAÎTRE D': Carrie, party of three?
CARRIE: [Squeals]
PRESENTER: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis reprise their roles as Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbs and Charlotte York - exploring the next chapter of their lives as they balance love, careers and friends old and new in the city that never sleeps.
CARRIE: Oh honey, I’m home!
BIG: I remember when you kept your sweaters in the stove.
PRESENTER: While much has changed since they were in their thirties, their friendship lives on in this much-anticipated continuation of the beloved series.
CHE: You’re not happy with who you are? Step out of that box and change!
[Title slide is shown, reading: A new chapter]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Begins]
CARRIE: And just like that… after all the years and all the changes, you’re still you. Hello lovers.
[Title slide is shown, reading: And Just Like That… A new chapter of Sex and the City. Now streaming. HBO Max Original. © 2021 WarnerMedia Direct, LLC. All Rights Reserved. HBO Max™ is used under license.]
[Title slide is shown, reading: BINGE Unturnoffable]
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: Don’t Look Up. In select theaters December and on Netflix December 24.]
PRESENTER: From Adam McKay, the director of The Big Short and Vice, comes a prophetic new disaster-comedy DON’T LOOK UP - streaming from Friday 24 December on Netflix.
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RANDALL: Kate, uh, tell me this isn’t really happening!
PRESENTER: When two astronomers - played by Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence - discover a giant comet on a collision course with Earth, they’re stunned when the news is met with indifference by the US President (Meryl Streep) and her son (Jonah Hill).
PRESENTER: Determined to sound the alarm, their concerns are trivialised by the media and largely ignored by a distracted public. With time running out, what will it take to get the world’s attention before it’s too late?
PETER: This comet contains $30 trillion worth of material.
RANDALL: What do trillions of dollars matter if we’re all gonna die?
JASON: Oh no! What if we’re rich? That would be terrible!
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner Leonardo DiCaprio]
RANDALL: This could be a complete disaster.
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner Jennifer Lawrence]
KATE: This is already a disaster.
RANDALL: [Screams]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Rob Morgan]
TEDDY: [Laughs]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner Mark Rylance, Tyler Perry, Academy Award Nominee Timothée Chalamet]
YULE: You that girl from live TV that said we’re all gonna die?
KATE: No.
KID: Yo, bro! What up!
[Title slide is shown, reading: Ron Perlman, Grammy Winner Ariana Grande, Grammy Winner Scott Mescudi]
BENEDICT: You’ll never take me alive!
[Title slide is shown, reading: with Academy Award Winner Cate Blanchett and Academy Award Winner Meryl Streep]
RANDALL: There it is! A giant comet barrelling its way towards Earth. Can you see it?
KATE: I can’t! My head is in a bag!
[Title slide is shown, reading: Don’t Look Up]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Story by Adam McKay & David Sirota. Screenplay by Adam McKay. Directed by Adam McKay.]
[Title slide is shown, reading: In select theaters December and on Netflix December 24.]
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: Amazon Original. Being the Ricardos. Amazon Prime Video.]
PRESENTER: Academy Award winners Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem star as Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in BEING THE RICARDOS, streaming Tuesday 21 December exclusively on Amazon Prime Video.
[Footage clip from Being the Ricardos is shown. Text on screen reads: Being the Ricardos. Streaming 21 December on Amazon Prime Video. Prime Video is included in Amazon Prime Membership. Restrictions apply. See primevideo.com/terms for details. Amazon Prime Video logo is shown bottom-right.]
DONALD: Action!
DESI: Lucy, I’m home!
AUDIENCE: [Laughs]
PRESENTER: Written and directed by Aaron Sorkin, the film ventures behind-the-scenes during a tumultuous week on the set of the iconic sitcom, “I Love Lucy”. With Lucille being investigated by the FBI for alleged ties to Communism and the tabloids in a frenzy over rumours of Desi’s extra-marital activities, the pair are suddenly faced with threats that could not only jeopardise their careers, but also end their marriage.
LUCILLE: Sorry, I got lost for a second.
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner Nicole Kidman]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner Javier Bardem]
MADELYN: You’re my hero.
LUCILLE: I care about what works. I care about what’s funny. I care about you.
WILLIAM: You’re scaring the [expletive censored] out of me.
VIVIAN: I was just going to say.
LUCILLE: Good show.
MADELYN: Good show.
WILLIAM: Good show.
[Title slide is shown, reading: Being the Ricardos]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Academy Award Winner J.K. Simmons, Nina Arianda, Alia Shawkat, Tony Hale, Clark Gregg, Jake Lacy]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Written and directed by Aaron Sorkin]
DESI: We’ve been through worse than this.
LUCILLE: We have.
DESI: No.
LUCILLE: [Laughs]
[Title slide is shown, reading: December 21]
[Title slide is shown, reading: Amazon Prime Video]
[Title slide is shown, reading: What’s New on Telstra TV]
[Presenter is shown on screen, next to poster on TV screen reading: What’s new on Telstra TV.]
PRESENTER: All this and more, available right now on Telstra TV. Until next time, happy streaming!
[Title slide is shown, reading: telstra.com/telstratv]
[Title slide is shown, with Telstra logo.]
